“Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties…” – every girl in Anthropologie ever
2. A is for Anthropologie
And Free People, and Urban Outfitters, and any other store where you can spend upwards of 40 dollars on a cotton t-shirt.
3. B is for brunch
Especially if said brunch takes up your whole Sunday and involves a lot of bottomless alcoholic beverages.
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4. C is for CC cream
And all the other mysterious beauty products no one understands, like BB creams, and hair meringue, and anything called a serum.
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5. D if for DIY
Because we all absolutely need to make our own coffee tables out of wine corks and artwork out of melted crayons. Because Pinterest said so.
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6. E is for E!
You’re lying if you don’t love a little red carpet action, and the speed at which we all know when Kylie Jenner dyes her hair a new color.
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7. Fun is for fun runs
Because we are apparently living in a world where it’s acceptable to ask your friends to run with you in a social setting.
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8. G is for Girls
If you’ve never identified with Hannah Horvath while simultaneously hating her with a white hot passion, you haven’t really lived.
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9. H is for Hashtags
Hashtags are things that are making the news these days, folks. It’s no longer just about #foodporn or how #blessed you are.
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10. I is for Instagram
The perfect vehicle for making sure everyone in your social circle sees the cute outfit you wore without actually having to see any of them.
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11. J is for juice cleanse
Because for some reason, no one seems to see the health risks of liquefying all your meals. Solid foods are for Baby Boomers and kids under 16, obviously.
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12. K is for Kale
Favorite topics of conversation at brunch include your favorite innovative ways to up your kale intake, including an all-kale juice cleanse.
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13. L is for loan debt
Nothing instantly unites a crowd of 20-something acquaintances at a party like bitching about who has the most student loan debt.
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14. M is for Marilyn Monroe
You haven’t lived until you’ve falsely attributed a wise quote to Marilyn Monroe, or hung a picture of her in your bedroom.
15. N is for Netflix
And the Friday nights you spend alone with your laptop, a bottle of Barefoot moscato, and all five seasons of Breaking Bad.
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16. O is for OkCupid
And Tinder, and all the other online dating systems you will misguidedly try. You’ll make an account looking for Prince Charming and delete it after your fifteenth “dtf?” message.
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17. P is for pumpkin spice
Pumpkin spice latte. Pumpkin spice scented candles. Pumpkin spice body wash. Pumpkin spice cookies. There’s no stopping the madness, which is only eclipsed by Starbucks red holiday cups.
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18. Q is for Queen Bey
Beyonce is literally untouchable at this point. I know “The Beygency” was just a funny SNL skit, but seriously, try saying you don’t love Beyoncé at a party full of 20-somethings. It will not be pretty.
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19. R is for riding boots
Similar to boat shoes, riding boots are shoes that have been taken out of their original context and used as a fashion statement, regardless of your close relationship to the horse community.
20. S is for selfie
There’s literally a song about them.
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21. T is for tapas
Nothing says trendy like paying $12 a piece for tiny portions of food that you then get to share with six other people.
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22. U is for urbanite
Because the suburbs are really lacking in their brunch options, and your mom’s next-door neighbor has probably never heard “Drunk in Love.”
23. V is for vodka soda
For when you just want to get drunk on a diet and don’t give a shit about taste. Kale chips by day, vodka sodas by night.
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24. W is for wine
We are the generation they make wine to-go cups for.
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25. X is for Xanax
Is it surprising that the age group with thousands of dollars in soul-crushing debt might be a tad bit emotionally damaged?
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26. Y is for yoga pants
For the gym, for the grocery store, for nights in with Netflix — there’s no trustier friend than your best pair of yogas.
27. Z is for Zumba
Because even our workouts have to be trendy, and squats to “Dark Horse” are so much easier than regular squats.
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